Blatent Lies

David wants attention. David wants me to leave the PC & internet in order to cuddle him. He's getting increasingly desperate. Hence -

"Lindsey, I'm made out of wool. Cuddle me!"

and

"Lindsey, I'm made out of wool and have internet access. Come here and cuddle me!!"

What can I do or say about this? Obviously I'm going to log off and go do some knitting while continuing to torture the poor lad.