Do not forget, sir, that Series 3 of the glorious brilliance that is the Mighty Boosh starts tonight on the televisualbox. Or if you are a fiend, sir, a veritable fiend, you may have already watched it on the BBC website. All I can say, sir, is Shame on You. Yes, Shame on You, sir! You have deserved to suffer in silence, swallowing back salty spoilers while your friends quiver in orgasmic anticipation. Yes, sir, ORGASMIC anticipation.
I have already completely covered my sofa in plastic sheeting for The Event, and fluid-proofed my knitting. No more need be said on that subject, sir.